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Oh. My. God. My heart is racing. Did that just really happen? In one of the most shocking Survivor blindsides ever, front runner favorite Ozzy is betrayed by some of the people he trusted most. It seems that Ozzy fell prey to one of the oldest stories in the book: complacency. He got a bit too cocky and comfortable about his position as the solid leader of the tribe and did not play his immunity idol. I can’t believe it! I was almost getting bored with the season thinking that Ozzy was just going to sail through individual immunity and play the idol anytime he didn’t win. But, in an episode that proves Survivor is one of the best reality tv shows ever, the game was changed in an instant.

The episode began with talk at the newly merged Dabu tribe of Eliza playing the fake idol. Cirie makes the comment that “Maybe it wouldn’t have been such a bad thing if the idol had been real and Ozzy had gone home.” That was just foreshadowing for the end of the episode. I have to wonder, did it really take them this long to realize that it would be a good idea to get Ozzy voted off before he rode the individual immunity all the way to victory? Jason seemed cocky himself though, saying that “Ozzy is not the only god-like character on Survivor.” He believes that after winning immunity once, he just might have a shot.

This week’s reward challenge was a puzzle challenge where competitors had to swim out to a puzzle, memorize it, then swim back and try to recreate it exactly. With 9 people, Probst told them to make a schoolyard pick, leaving one person who would be forced to go to Exile Island and would not be elligible for the reward. The first captain, Natalie, chose James, Parvati, and Alexis for her team. Jason was the second captain, and he chose Ozzy, Amanda and Erik. It’s no surprise that when Ozzy swam out for his team, he came back and put up a ton of puzzle pieces. He’s been doing that sort of thing a lot this season, which to me just reeks of his belief that he is so much better than everyone else that he has to take the entire challenge into his own hands. And, of course, in the end, Natalie’s team was wrong and Ozzy’s team was right, winning reward. Did you notice how Amanda snuggled up to Ozzy, so pleased that Alexis wasn’t going with them.

The reward was a plane ride to Yap, a secluded Island country. The Survivors walked through an amazingly lush jungle, up stone stairways covered in moss, to a pavilion that looked ancient and authentic. The trible people there were beautiful with their grass skirts and flowered leis. Best quote of the night goes to Erik when he confessed, “That’s the most boobs I’ve probably ever seen in my whole life.” Basically, the reward was just one long soliloquy of Erik expressing how much he loved being there and how in awe he was. It was also shots of Erik with the locals, chewing Betel nuts and drinking beer… oh, and throwing up. “I partied a little bit too hard Micronesian style.” Ozzy, true to his leader personality, said he took joy in watching young Erik experience life away from his home for the first time.

In a cut scene to Exile island, we saw poor Cirie getting drenched. I know it would suck to be on Exile when you know for sure there is no idol left out there and when you can’t keep a fire going to save your life. James was also frustrated about the fire back at their camp. He apparently stayed up all night making sure the fire was going through the rain while they were in the cave. Meanwhile, the other three girls (Parvati, Natalie and Alexis) slept like little babies. When he started sharpening the machete and making noise, Parvati had the nerve to sit up and tell him he was being obnoxious because they were trying to sleep. I think it is safe to say that was the beginning of the end for the romance of James and Parvati.

When the others came back to camp, Ozzy was just bragging and going on and on about the food at the reward, which just pissed the others off… not that they would tell him to his face of course. This was a bit more foreshadowing so I guess I should have known what they were building me up to. Then again, Survivor always builds you up thinking there will be an upset, but then doesn’t follow through, so you never know.

At the immunity challenge, Jason said he knew that he would either win or go home. The challenge was purely and endurance challenge and the Survivors were standing on a bucket with their hand tethered to a rope above their head that was in turn, tied to a bucket of colored water above them. One move of their hand or a little moment of lost balance and the water would fall, eliminating them from the challenge. After a short time, Probst offered a huge bowl of candy, which Cirie and Erik decided to split as they left the challenge together. When Jeff brought out another bowl, hidden behind his back, Alexis got excited and stepped off of her bucket. In a moment of pure cold-heartedness, Jeff told her that she would not get the reward because he hadn’t even offered it yet. She looked pissed, but he just told her “You can pout all you want.” Ouch. Natalie lost her balance too right after that, to which James said, “Man that would suck”… promptly followed by James also losing his balance and finding out just how much it does suck. A little while later, in what was really a surprise to me, Ozzy opted out for a plate of chocolate doughnuts. I wonder if he was trying to make himself seem like he wasn’t a threat with that little stunt. I mean, hadn’t he just eaten a huge meal at reward? Anyway, 5 hours into the challenge, Jason, Amanda and Parvati were still standing. Amanda said “I have to pee, I think I’m done.” and dumped her bucket onto her head.

Now, here’s where Jason does something that was really dumb. Jeff came out with a tray full of cookies, milk, doughnuts, candy, beer and pizza. He told the two remaining competitors that if one of the stepped off, the whole tribe would enjoy the feast. Then, everyone proceeded to guarantee Jason that if he steps down, they will not vote for him at tribal council. He actually decided to trust them and he stepped down after 6 and a half hours of standing up there, handing the immunity to Parvati. Back at camp, Ozzy said that was the dumbest thing ever in Survivor history and that Jason would be going home.

Little did Ozzy know, behind his back, Cirie was meeting with Natalie, Alexis, Jason and Parvati, saying that now would be the perfect opportunity to get Ozzy out and to also get rid of the hidden idol. I have to be honest… I didn’t think Parvati would follow through. Sure, it was the right thing to do, but how many times this season have we seen people gear for Ozzy and then not have the balls to follow through?

At tribal council, Eliza came in as the only member of the jury, looking very good in a teal tank top. Basically, the talk at tribal was focused around Jason’s decision to step off the bucket. When the voting got underway, James made me laugh with his comment “And I thought I was the dumbest Survivor ever,” as he cast his vote for Jason. As Jeff came back with the bucket of votes, all eyes turned to Ozzy to see if he would play his idol. I don’t know why he didn’t see it coming, because it was the perfect time to vote him out with it being uneven numbers.. but he didn’t play the idol. He got too cocky and he trusted people too much. As Jeff read the votes, he said one Jason, one Ozzy… and then read off three more Jason’s, making it Ozzy 1, Jason 4. I thought for sure that Parvati had chickened out and Jason would go home. But wait… Ozzy. Ozzy. Ozzy. Tied. 4. 4. The person voted out of Survivor Fans vs. Favorites… OZZY!!! I had to rewind the recording three times after the show just to watch everyone’s faces as the results came out. Amanda looked like a scared puppy dog. James hung his head, laughing at how Ozzy was about to get blindsided while holding the idol… a situation quite familiar to James who was voted out while holding back not one, but TWO idols in China. Eliza was on the sideline with her hand on her heart and her mouth wide open in shock. Jason and Cirie were trying to hold back their smiles and Ozzy was just looking shocked. When Probst doused his tribal flame, he took one last lingering look at the tribe, no doubt trying to figure out who looked shocked and more importantly, who didn’t.

In his good-bye video at the end, Ozzy admitted that he was foolish to believe that he was secure and to not play his idol. He closed by saying, “And to those of you in my alliance who betrayed me, I pretty much hate you. Screw you… basically.” Wow. What an amazing episode! It will be interesting to see how this all plays out for Parvati after screwing over Amanda and James. It’s really anyone’s game at this point. My prediction from Day One of this season was that Cirie would sneak in under the radar to win it all. And she just might do it.

THE MERGE!!!  I have been waiting for this week’s survivor episode with the promise of the merge and of Eliza’s comment about the fake immunity idol that they showed on last weeks’ previews.  I am trying something new tonight and writing as I watch, so this will be a very linear recap. 

Ozzy continued his egotistical control of the game as he started out the episode with “If Ami had just stuck with me, I would never have voted her out.”  Someone needs to knock him off of his high horse.  Erik is still in it though, by some miracle and he uttered the famous words “Everything would be perfect if tomorrow was the merge.”  He might just get his wish. 

Back at Airai tribe, Eliza and Jason talked about an alliance with Ami after the merge.  Boy are they going to be surprised to find out that she was gone.  And in the moment we’ve all been waiting for, Jason confessed that he (haha!) has the hidden immunity idol, sending Eliza into giggles of glee.  At Malakal the next morning, Cirie checked tree mail that told them all to pack their possessions and immediately go to the location marked on the map.  Before they left their beach, though, Erik promised his allegiance to Ozzy, while giving a strange zoo-keeper/monkey comparison.  How cute!  Parvati, meanwhile, realized on her beach that she is in a “Hot Pickle” as she has allied herself with Ozzy, Amanda and James but also to Natalie and Alexis. 

Shouts of joy exploded from the tribe members as they met on a new beach to feast and celebrate their merge.  Eliza, of course, was so upset to see that Ami was gone, but oh well, get over it.  It was an interesting feast of bat (EWWWW), which James compared to a “juicy rabbit”, wine and fruit.  Tribe politics were already becoming established as Ozzy announced in his Godfather’ish way “Can we all agree to just enjoy this time and then go back to the game after we eat.”  I’m surprised he didn’t add on something like “By the way, I’m not the leader here, but I am probably going to tell everyone what to do from now on.”   And in more Ozzy-related developments, in what appeared to be a drunken moment in the moonlight, Ozzy put his arm around Alexis while they lay close on the beach and whispered to her that he was ready to go “beyond fans vs. favorites”.  A jealous Amanda looked on from the sidelines, proclaiming to the camera, “I want her gone.” 

The tribe got to pick their new name and which beach they would go to.  The beach was no question, since everyone has known from the start that the Malakal beach was better.  The name, however, is hilarious.  Erik told everyone that “Dabu” means Good in the local language.  He totally made it up, which is INSANE.  They are all going to be so pissed when they find out, haha.  Jason joined the Ozzy brigade when he buddied up to Ozzy and exclaimed “I’ve been waiting for you to teach me.”  Why does everyone worship him so much?  Ozzy on the other hand, doesn’t seem to be much of a fan of Jason’s. 

Basically the next part of the episode was a whirlwind of people trying to secure alliances.  Eliza wants Parvati on her side, but Parvati is with Amanda.  Amanda got pissed at Parvati for making an alliance with Alexis.  It just makes my head spin how fast things change on this season, and how quickly people turn on their friends. 

At the individual immunity challenge, each survivor had to get under a grate as the tide was rising, gradually losing their breathing air.  Isn’t this a repeat challenge?  I know I’ve seen this before.  It basically all comes down to who panics last.  Poor Cirie.  I know she is not a big fan of the water, but I am proud of how long she hung in there.  Amanda was the first one out in a careless mistake.  After 45 minutes, Parvati also gave up, then Alexis, Cirie (you go girl, good job!), Natalie, and Eliza, leaving only men in the running.  Erik gave up, James, then Ozzy, leaving Jason with the first individual immunity.  Wow, that’s actually a shock.  My only thought at this point is, if you guys are ever going to get rid of Ozzy, tonight’s the night. 

Back at the beach, Eliza thought she was sitting pretty because Jason promised that if he won, he would give her his hidden idol.  Unfortunately, his idol is FAKE and Parvati was set on getting her out right away.  I almost felt sorry for them because Jason and Eliza were so sure that they could get Ozzy out after Eliza shocked them with her hidden idol.  Oh my god, how funny!  The third person up for the vote is Alexis.  There is definitely some jealousy going on there, but Amanda would be taking a huge risk there by betraying Ozzy, so I doubt she’ll follow through.

In what has to be the best dialog so far on Survivor MIcronesia, Eliza confronted Jason about the idol that he slipped into her bag:

Eliza:  What are you trying to pull? I’m going home tonight anyway.  

Jason:  Uh… What do you mean?

Eliza:  That’s not the idol.  That’s a Fucking stick.  (bleeped out of course)

Jason:  Why not?  Why do you think that’s not the idol?

Eliza:  Because it’s a fucking stick!

Omg, I loved that.  Priceless!  AT least Eliza was smart enough to figure out what Ozzy had done, but I think she is going to play the fake idol anyway. 

At tribal, there were heated words between Parvati and Eliza, but in the end, even though Eliza tried to play the fake idol, she was voted out.  She becomes the first member of the jury in Micronesia.  I had to wait until the end to see if Amanda voted for Alexis, but as expected, she chickened out and played it safe.  I am kind of disappointed the idol wasn’t real, because it is so rare that the hidden immunity idol is actually played at a critical moment.  Next week, it looks like there will be an amazing reward and Cirie might make a move to push Ozzy out.  Go Cirie Go!